The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy.
Robert Burns

OR….
Omaha!
Peyton Manning

The mother of all parking-lot-stripe beatdowns was thwarted this mild and Gloomy morning by the punctual diligence of early commuters. What is up with Kernersville residents using parking lots to park cars at 6:00 am? Annoying the first time, and downright hazardous the second, the traffic prompted a rolling Omaha that left YHC scrambling to keep an eager Pax breathing hard enough to prevent a mutiny.

The Pax: Wham-o, Flounder, Mulligan, Deliverance, Epstein, Fortran, Water Wings, Checkbook, Blue Hen, Boone’s Farm, FloRida (QIC)

Warmarama:
Side Straddle Hops x 15 IC
Don Quixotes x 10 IC
Weed Pullers (NOT Cotton Pickers) x 10 IC
Peter Parkers x 10 IC
Parker Peters x 10 IC

The Thang:
Mosey to the Town of K Main Street Parking Lot (Cars Parked; Runners Gathered)
Mosey to the parking lot west of Town Hall for Bear Crawl Box Step: Bear Crawl forward up parking lot stripe, then left-crawl to adjacent stripe, then Crawl Bear down adjacent stripe, then right-crawl back to starting point. 5 merkins at each corner. Then 15 WWI Situps OYO. Rinse and Repeat.

Mosey to the Stuart Building parking lot for Pub Crawl with travel by Side Lunges and one Bobby Hurley at each parking line. Side Lunge Left down the parking lot, then Side Lunge Right to return to starting point.

Mosey to the Main Street Baptist parking lot. Lay out cones numbered 1-10 and partner up. Partner 1 runs to 10 cone for 10 Carolina Dry Docks while Partner 2 does Monkey Humpers. Reverso, then ladder down 9,8,…2,1. Here’s where it got really crazy. QIC called Omaha after 9 Dry Docks when the second moving intruder destroyed the #5 cone.

The Pax fled to the safety of the Bank of America parking lot (vacant because no banker is up working at that time of morning) for 2 Lines Up and 1 Line Back, with 2 and 1 burpees, respectively, at each turnaround

Mosey to Farmers Market shelter to colonize Water Wings’s recent discovery. Partner 1 does Dips on ledge while Partner 2 runs to opposite end of shelter for Monkey Humpers x10 IC. Reverso and repeat for two full rounds. Then,
Partner 1 does Derkins on ledge while Partner 2 does Gorilla Humpers at opposite end. Reverso and Repeato. Then,
Partner 1 does Step Ups on ledge while Partner 2 does LBC x 10 IC at opposed end. Reverso and Repeato.

The Farmer’s Market may have been built by the Rotary Club, but it’s ours now. We humped on it, and no one wants it back.

Mosey to Pinnix Drugstore wall.
Partner 1 holds BTTW while Partner 2 runs to the Town Hall Crop Circle and back. Reverso and Repeato.

Mosey back home for Six Minutes of Epstein:
Moon Gods x 10 IC each side. Crowd pleaser.
Side Plank Pushups x 10 IC each side
American Hammers x 25 IC

Blue Hen led us out.

Always a joy to participate, a privilege to belong, and an honor to lead. Thank you, gentlemen!

FloRida