YHC arrived early to put the finishing touches on the World Cup Qualifying events for the day to find that Ivey Redmon keeps all the legitimate soccer goals chained and locked up…so 4″ PVC pipe couplers and cones would have to suffice….but they worked as I was able to capture a picture of Evil scoring for Yugoslavia…

Beginning at 5:25, YHC assigned Team Captains for the four teams who were Wham-o, Deliverance, Thin Mint, and Mulligan? (can’t remember…it all happened so fast)…The 19 PAX Deliverance, Wham-o, Thin Mint, Gilmore, Epstein, Spicoli, Red Hot, Lucky Charms, Chipper, Mulligan, Pacer, Porn Stache (Dr. Evil), Sprinkler, Flounder, Wall-E, Yo Yo, Sludge, Tenderfoot, Dean (Q) represented the (4) countries below…And geography lesson of the day is that these countries no longer exist…

East Germany:

Yugoslavia:

Tibet:

Zaire:

We began with a short mosey to the upper parking lot for warm-a-rama.  It was at this time that YHC noticed the amazing array of staches on (14) of the PAX.   My supplier will no doubt increase the price I have to pay now due to supply and demand….

Warms the heart to see that many Staches…

So we began with:

10x Side Straddle Hop…It was at this time that Lucky Charms began to make certain arm motions based on his favorite WWII dictator.  When I asked him which was a more evil time to live through, Caesar or Hitler, he replied, “Neither…but that Sodom and Gomorrah….those were some rough days”)  These antics yielded the first Yellow Card…for cultural insensitivity…

10x Dean Vigodas (I stole from F3 GSO Drysdale and i formerly called them drysdales)

10x Cotton Picker

10x Frankenstein

12x Sun Gods Each each way

We then moseyed to the BAH for 5 hills up and down….for “training” the Q said…I believe it was Gilmore who asked “Do we end up at the bottom??? Oh and do we need to bring any tools??”  To which I said in my head…you always have a tool with you Gilmore…(bless his heart…so now it’s ok that I said that…love you Gilmore)

We then did Planks and Goals…Many Many yellow cards were distributed here when one PAX recommended I Penalize people with 5 burpees for a yellow card…Mulligan was the first to suffer my rage…Anyway, for planks and goals, your team planks while one team mate goes and scores two goals…cycle through the team and then repeat but with AMRAP Lt. Dans instead of planks…Many PAX attempted sabotage of other teams…Flounder actually started playing goalie instead of doing his Lt. Dans…In retrospect I should have red carded him…

We then did Bear Crawl/Crab Walk Soccer games.  I don’t remember who played who but Pacer and Deliverance scored more goals than I could count…I only caught one on video though…

Lots of mumblechatter and handballs occurred during this time (with Epstein waiting approximately 4 seconds into the match to handball).  More yellow cards deserved than the Q brought with him….Also, YHC told the PAX no goalies, and then in the second game YHC played goalie himself.  #hypocrite…here was Epstein’s handball

YHC saw a couple scouts observing the PAX and Deliverance was offered a job with Telemundo to do announcing for his ability to say GOALLLLLLLL!

We then started with the penalty kick/exercise pick.  Basically one pax is a goalie another pax take a shot (crab walk positions).  If you make the shot you pick any exercise for the other pax to do 10 of.  If you miss the shot or goalie saves it the goalie picks.  Cycle through everyone…our half did high knees while waiting on some soccer divas to line up their shot….It should be noted that Yoyo scored and then commited a class 4 felony by removing his shirt…

Here was Dean’s shot at Pacer:

we then went to the parking lot for Mary’s:

20x Low Slow Flutter

15x LBC (Yellow card distributed to those mocking Q’s form)

20x American Hammers

Thanks to all…loved the staches…

Dean

PS – I also got a video of Tenderfoot hitting Dr. Evil in the face with a well placed ball during the match…this was right after Tenderfoot questioned why he had to crab walk since he was already so low to the ground…