18 Pax members gambled against the weather and won. The now slender Sludge, Crawdaddy, Tardy, Flounder, Sprinkler, Gilmore, Special Ed, Dr. Evil, Red Hot, Gisele, Kay, Dean, Lucky Charm, Tenderfoot, Deliverance, Epstein, Chipper, and QIC – Checkbook.
With the Q’s recent re-reading of the F3 book “Freed to Lead” he was inspired to “make it difficult and they will come”…. the Q knew better than to put in writing, “make it hard and they will come” b/c you pervs would never let go of that one…but also knowing the manual says “if you can’t do it, don’t Q it”, the Q was caught in a quandary. The Q reflected on the memory of a recent quote from daughter #1, “Suck it up, Buttercup”, and launched into what he hoped would be a serious beatdown.
SSHs (2) IC (where is Pacer when you need him)
Imperial Squats (24) IC (required a reload after first attempt imploded in said Q’s face)
Abe Vigodas (10) IC (slow like Gilmore likes it)
Cotton Pickers (15) IC
SunGods – Sobriety Style (12.125) forward IC (327) in reverse, i think. i get confused.
Mountain Climbers (15) IC
By this time, Sludge’s severely dehydrated body was breaking down faster than tissue in an acid wash, and the Q was glad he had removed his hearing aid so as to not be distracted by all the mumblechatter. Must focus…must focus…
Mosey to the amphitheater for 30 dips, 30 Erkins, and 30 more dips. Complaining began, but the 30 for 30 reference begins to sink in.
Mosey to the far side (who must have been fartsacking) pavilion for 30 thigh masters, 30 merkins, and 30 more thigh masters. More complaints.
Mosey to bridge for 30 carolina dry docks, 30 imperial walkers, and 30 more Carolina dry docks. Complaining amplified.
Mosey to the Coupon Storage Facility (old school house) for 30 Lt. Dans, 30 erkins on the curb, and 30 more Lt. Dans. Complaining continues. Pax member mutters under his breath “plan must have looked good on paper”. The Q grins broadly knowing that if the Pax ain’t spewing, the Q ain’t Qing.
Mosey back to the amphitheater for 30 more dips, 30 more erkins, and 30 more dips. …having eaten nothing but a turnip and an ice cube in the last 48 hours, Sludge arrives at the ampitheater as the Pax holds Al Gore for the finish…
Mosey to the circle for 30 more thigh masters, 30 more merkins, and 30 more thigh masters.
The now delirious Q leads the mosey to the basketball court for 6MOM and locks his keys and his winky in the car while retrieving his phone.
Cindy Crawfords (15) IC each side
The Q notices Dr. Evil is wearing Marti Gras beads and wonders who’s breasts he wants to see…
Box Cutters (15) IC
American Hammers (20) IC
Pax members need to contribute to the expense of renewing the F3Kernersville website. $10/man to Kay should do it. Lucky Charms math skill coming in handy.
Pax members leading this weekend’s Pilgrimage.
Dr. Evil prayed us out.
Always an honor and a privilege to lead this Pax.
– Checkbook, out.