The Pax: Epstein , FloRida, Dr. Evil, Kay, Hardee, Chipper, Gilmore, Crawdaddy, Sprinkler, Pacer, Deliverance, Checkbook, Spicoli, Dean, Tramp Stamp, Tenderfoot, Kaepernick, Blue Hen
18 well-seasoned F3 men met in the gloom on this Friday the 13th to celebrate our Jinja Ninja Toto, currently on loan to F3 Uganda. To pay him proper homage (and because of my lack of creativity), we replicated his Q from 9.26.16. It went something like this.
With little introduction YHC offered a brief pre-mosey (for Checkbook) and led the PAX past the circle and to the somewhat more lighted left school lot for WARM-O-RAMA:
- SSH X 25 IC
- SUNGODS X 15 EACH WAY IC
- CHINOOKS X 15 IC
- MOROCCAN NIGHTCLUB X 15 IC
- these three done back to back with no recovery
- BURPEES X 5 OYO
- MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS X 10 IC
MOSEY to school ramp/stairs area – partner up (as Toto eloquently put it last year, size did not matter, speed and manliness did) – partner 1 exercised while partner 2 ran down ramp, across sidewalk, up the stairs, did 2 burpees and returned to relieve partner 1. Team completed total number of reps before moving to next exercise.
- BURPEES X 70
- LUNGES X 80
- OVERHEAD CLAPS X 90
- CRUNCHY FROGS X 100
- KNERKINS X 110
- SQUATS X 120
To YHC’s surprise, and a testimony to how much better shape we are in today vs. last year, everyone finished 5 minutes early with no assistance from faster teams. The Hate Patrol (Kay, Spicoli, and Dean) led the way, with Kay making NASCAR sounds each time he passed me #freshertires. FloRida showed perfect form on the KNERKINS, as ususal. Someone mumbled about not allowing certain people to team up, but from my perspective I thought we finished around the same time…then again YHC was the 6.
We moseyed to the basketball court via Mountain Street. The PAX got separated so the lead mosey pack audibled MONKEY HUMPERS…twice. Then MARY
- LBC X 25 IC
- DYING COCKROACHES X 10 IC
- WWI Sit Ups X 15 OYO
- AMERICAN HAMMERS X 3 IC FOR EACH PAX (total 54)
Kaepernick taunted Epstein (who showed no slowing down from his time off to heal) with a court-side Chippendale, but he didn’t take the bait. Dr. Evil called YHC out for poor form on the HAMMERS, for good reason #fatboyshatecrunchyfrogs.
Brunswick Stew this Sunday At 421
22 MERKINS for the veterans
Gilmore took us out (on a knee) with prayer/praise for amateur golfer from K’Vegas Josh Nichols, Toto and his family, our troops, praise for Epstein’s return, strength, and better listening.
Always an honor.